Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
well you can't waste a boner
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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