I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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