You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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