it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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