I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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