I puked a lego.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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