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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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