She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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