so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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