Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
