And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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