we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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