listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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