"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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