And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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