I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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