why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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