Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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