she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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