My liver just broke up with me...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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