i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
