talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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