i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The air taste purple.
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