i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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