Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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