There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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