It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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