Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
