We're like a lot better than the average bears
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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