I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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