is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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