she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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