Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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