Kareoke will never be a sober sport
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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