I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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