I accidentally had phone sex last night
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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