He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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