you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
it glows. i had to have it.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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