Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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