Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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