Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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