she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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