If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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