i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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