in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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