Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
