Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
