Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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