ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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