we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Randomize
